Graeme,s Blog

Christina
We get the occasional email expressing sympathy for Christina because of some of the things that we have written in our book Petal. The truth is that Christina read Petal several times before it was published. Christina also paid towards publication and has also contributed towards promotional costs. Our book Petal was written and published with her consent. Her full approval and with her help.
David,
David also read Petal before it was published and openly sells signed copies of our book on ebay. We have been accused of being anti gay but that is not true many of our female friends are openly gay. The fact is that in the U.K now it feels as if you cannot criticise anyone belonging to a minority group. You can call a heterosexual person a pervert if they so much as look at a naked image of a woman on a computer but not a gay or a bi sexual person . Sharing a home with a gay person is not a problem but sharing with a sexual nuisance is even worse if they are gay or bi sexual.
Other People who are in our book like Malcolm, Tim, Nigel Tantrum and all of the Doctors and the snooker player are free to complain if they wish but I doubt that they will.

I did,nt want our book Petal published in the beginning but now it is I am glad because we have put up with some real crap over the past fifteen years and not for any thing that we have done wrong to anyone. The ones that I disliked the most in our book was the professor who only really got off with his evil because some world champion snooker player told the Sunday people that he was giving his solicitor a million pound retainer to protect his own good name. If I had a million pound I would,nt give it to a solicitor :-) but then I have never had a good name and good solicitors are rare.
Nigel was always the funniest for me that guy would do anything and whatever it was it always ended up funny how he ever joined Which magazine is a mystery and he got barred by so many pubs. Clubs and theatres because he could,nt stop himself recording everything, he was like a real life inspector gadget, camera,s hidden everywhere.
Our Landlords. What a bunch of crooks! when they had trouble with the local teenagers we got them all together and we started a group called Churchillunited. For FOUR MONTHS! our local teenagers gave themselves a ten o clock curfew (which they stuck to) they picked up rubbish arranged Christmas parties for the local children. Served Christmas dinner for the local oap,s and in return for this mammoth unheard of before effort our landlords 1066 Housing Association owned by Amicus Horizon which is led by Steve Harriott promised to give them a football kit if they would pose for a promotional photgraph to show that Amicus Horizon was funding tenant and youth involvement. Did they get that kit? NO they did,nt and just to prove what complete fraudsters they are 1066 then closed the only football field on our estate.Liars-Cheats-Crooks. No wonder their company has been placed under supervision. They own 27,000 properties and have assets of 900 million pounds yet they had to steal a football kit. Shame on you Steve Harriott!
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Tim Drake
DARKTIME

ISBN 9781434382993

Tim is out there now being dangerous no doubt lol.
If you`ve read it Thank you from us both.
Soulsister will be finished in a couple of months and we are hoping that it will be available as a CD or download (Kindle if you`re in the U.S) by around Christmas time and then as a paperback from about late January 2009.
We started a Livechat page on our darktime site www.darktime.co.uk/chatpage.html So drop by when you`re bored and say hi. Everyone keeps asking if we have shares in Toblerone lol WE WISH!
Slinky is fine!!! No animals were hurt in the writing of Tim Drake.

We`re experimenting with a games page Backgammon-Chess etc where we can play for souls :-) but we`re not quite there yet.
We hav`nt been able to get up to Box Hill this year because I have not been getting around so easy the last couple of months. Hopefully it will wear off for a bit soon and give me a break but incase it does`nt if anyone wants to send us some pics or video we`ll put it up on the bike site.

My Favourite PersonIs,nt she impressive? Look how she lifts that steel roller above her head. I always said she was fit. Okay its just a roll of bubblewrap but she,s still fit :-)
Lisa,s Favourite things.Motorbikes...correction Fast Motorbikes. The theatre especially Phantom of the opera. Travelling. Books especially Mills and Boon lol. Madonna! a fan since day 1. Clothes. Jewellery especially the antique kind. Chatting on the computer which goes on and on and on and on. Care parcels with her friends in America which I have to admit is a lot of fun. Watching Arsenal and England playing. Sky News. Music especially Madonna and Pink Floyd and Fall out boys.Lisa,s Favourite Guys :-) Me. David Beckham. Brad Pitt (Wot has he got!?) Spencer out of Eastenders! LMao.Jeremy off of Sky News lol. (I did,n realise how funny this was going to be until I was writing it. Valentino Rossi (I can understand that one) Colin Edwards and Michael Caine.Okay so Lisa,s weird lol.
Lisa Really Hates.Bullies... Guys who love themselves :-) (don,t we all?) Hypocrites! Women beaters. Terrorists. Bad Drivers. People who hurt children. Postal strikes. Queues. Crowds. Poll Tax. and most of all shops that don,t sell size 6!

Lisa is good at... Cooking (so long as its chips) Climbing... Dancing... Gymnastics (once lol) Plumbing... Decorating... Motorbiking... Driving... Computerism... Photography (the darkroom side) Sunbathing.